OK. Well, now that I’ve got your attention I guess I should explain myself, before I tell you the story of, “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”.

Let me start here, I have a buddy named Ryan Murphy (For some people that’s enough said! lol). Well, Ryan is a Good Ole’ Boy (No I don’t mean gay, but sometimes I wonder. lol). Anyway onto what I was saying, Ryan and I were talking onetime about females. Well, I don’t remember who said cunt (Probably me, because the girl that I was seeing at the time. Was being a real bitch. But that’s another topic for another time.). But anyway to get on with the story, Ryan and I were talking about females and the word cunt came up. Well, Ryan informed me that the word C.U.N.T. was not as nasty of a word as I thought it was. He told me that his Grandfather always told him that C.U.N.T. stood for Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Well, with that in mind, C.U.N.T. became not such a bad word (But I still won’t call a female one to her face. Well, unless I’m really pissed. lol).

So, now on with my story, “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”. Well, this lady that Ryan and I care a lot about, is having car problems. Well, I told her that she should call Ryan, because he has his own mobile mechanic business. (Which means he has just about everything he needs in his truck to work on cars on up to tractor trailers, and other heavy equipment.) But she didn’t want to because Ryan lives almost 2 hours away. (But with that being said Ryan is also in town a few times a month.)

Anyway on with the story. So, here she is having car problems, her tags are getting ready to run out, and she knows Ryan (who is an awesome mechanic). Does she take my advice and call Ryan? No, she gets her friends husband to work on it (who is also a mechanic, just not Ryan).

Well, the guy supposedly fixes her car and didn’t charge her that much. (But about the same as it would have cost her, to have Ryan come over and fix the car) Well, she’s all happy because she thinks her car is fixed. So, she hops in her car and takes it to D.M.V.. Well, the car failed, so she gets a temp tag and then tries to call the guy (who is not Ryan). Well, the guy doesn’t answer, so she leaves a message asking him to call her back. Well, a day or two passes and no phone call from the guy (who is not Ryan). So, she calls him again and again the guy doesn’t answer, so she leaves another message. Well, after awhile she finally gets in contact with the guy. Well, he supposedly fixes the problem. So, she hops in her car again and takes it to D.M.V., yup you guessed it, it failed again. So, now she’s all pissed off and bent out of shape. So, she calls the guy again and leaves another message and the last that I heard she’s still waiting for a return call.

Well, in the meantime while all this is going on I start having car problems (Because it rained really hard and it was flooded where I live. Well I drove through a huge puddle a little to fast.). Well, I call Ryan and just by chance he was going to be not far from my house. So, he told me to bring it to where he was and he would hook it up to the computer and see what the problem was. Well, the computer told him that it was miss firing on 3. Well, since I told him before I showed up what I had done (About driving through a huge puddle a little to fast.). He told me that it was probably just wet and that it should dry out. So, he reset the light and told me to drive it and if I had any problems to give him a call. Well, it ran fine up until last night, when it rained again. Well I had to take some movies back, but this time I drove through any puddles I seen a lot slower. Well, I called him when I got home and told him what happened. Originally I was supposed to take my car over to where he lives so he could put a tune up on it. After him and I talked we decided that he would come to my house so he could look at both cars.

Well now to explain the title “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”. So, even though what Ryan said that C.U.N.T. stood for “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”, I still couldn’t bring myself to refer to her as a C.U.N.T.. So, me being who I am, I had to think of another acronym. So, I came up with C.U.L.T. which stands for Can’t Understand Logical Thinking. LOL Well, I hope that you enjoyed my first official blog post. Tell me what you think. Well other then I have run on sentences and bad paragraph structure. But I also suck at spelling and if it wasn’t for Google you’d be able to tell. To hell with Hooked on Phonics, Google works for me. lol If you didn’t like it check this out.

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