It’s been a long time but I’m back now! Guess anyone that was viewing the site is no longer here. So once again I’m going to have to start all over. lol Where to start? Where to start?
Well, my goal is to start blogging again. My goal for this blog is going to be stuff that has happened to me and funny stuff that I find. Also I’m going to post things that I’ve found useful. Anything and everything from virus protection to free software that I like.
Well, the weather sucks and I don’t have a laptop. Meaning I’m on the road trying to make some money, and I have no laptop to update the site. When I get it all figured out I will start updating more often, until then I hope everyone has a great winter.
The only feedback the I really got was, that I should make the name clickable. So, I made a new test, try it out and let me know what you think. Name Those Boobies take 2 Remember that it’s only a test, if it had been a real game there would be 5 sets of Boobies. lol
I’ve changed the name from, “Guess the Chest” to “Name Those Boobies”.
Here is what I have so far Name Those Boobies. Once I get some feedback on the feel and look of the game, I plan on building a game each week consisting of 5 sets of Boobies. If, you get it right you’ll know,because it will take you to the full picture. So, if you could try it out and let me know what you think in the comments.
Well, when I was surfing one night and I seen this pic. Well, I had to grab it because it reminded me of my buddy Greg. Meaning it seems like something that he would do to his daughter or son. The only difference is if he did it there would probably be a lot more people around.
Well, anyone that knows me, knows that I love Boobies! It doesn’t matter if they’re A cup to good god those things are huge. I’m not much on fake boobies, (but like Bubba Ock got me saying) “They taste real!”.
Anyway one of my goals in life is to see as many pair of boobies as possible. If a female is willing to show her boobies. Well, damn it I’m going to look! She could be 80 years old 5′2″ 350 lbs.. If she’s showing her boobies, no matter how much part of me knows that I don’t want to look. When it comes down to it, I’m going to look! Well, with that being said it’s one of my beliefs that you don’t know you really didn’t want to see a set of boobies, well until you see them. Meaning I’ve seen girls that were really hot, they were wearing a bra that made their boobies look all so good. Well, then they take their bra off and I’m like, “Um ok WTF?”. Yes, there is a such thing as nasty boobies, “I know the horror, the horror. lol”. But I’m not here to talk about those. I’m here to talk about the power that boobies have.
Well, with that being said now onto why I’m making this post other then the fact I love boobies. One of my saying is, “Titties and Beer, you either like them or you’re gay!” (Well, I have a lesbian friend and she likes Titties and Beer! So, that kind of blows that saying out of the water huh? lol). Anyway on with the fun…..
Not to long ago I used to have this video on my MySpace
Well, I couldn’t remember the name of the song. So, I went to YouTube and typed in The Boobie song. Well, as follows are some of the songs/videos that came up on my search for 99 words for boobs. The first video that came up, should be illegal, it’s like false advertising or something.lol Anyway here it is….
OK. Well, now that I’ve got your attention I guess I should explain myself, before I tell you the story of, “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”.
Let me start here, I have a buddy named Ryan Murphy (For some people that’s enough said! lol). Well, Ryan is a Good Ole’ Boy (No I don’t mean gay, but sometimes I wonder. lol). Anyway onto what I was saying, Ryan and I were talking onetime about females. Well, I don’t remember who said cunt (Probably me, because the girl that I was seeing at the time. Was being a real bitch. But that’s another topic for another time.). But anyway to get on with the story, Ryan and I were talking about females and the word cunt came up. Well, Ryan informed me that the word C.U.N.T. was not as nasty of a word as I thought it was. He told me that his Grandfather always told him that C.U.N.T. stood for Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Well, with that in mind, C.U.N.T. became not such a bad word (But I still won’t call a female one to her face. Well, unless I’m really pissed. lol).
So, now on with my story, “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”. Well, this lady that Ryan and I care a lot about, is having car problems. Well, I told her that she should call Ryan, because he has his own mobile mechanic business. (Which means he has just about everything he needs in his truck to work on cars on up to tractor trailers, and other heavy equipment.) But she didn’t want to because Ryan lives almost 2 hours away. (But with that being said Ryan is also in town a few times a month.)
Anyway on with the story. So, here she is having car problems, her tags are getting ready to run out, and she knows Ryan (who is an awesome mechanic). Does she take my advice and call Ryan? No, she gets her friends husband to work on it (who is also a mechanic, just not Ryan).
Well, the guy supposedly fixes her car and didn’t charge her that much. (But about the same as it would have cost her, to have Ryan come over and fix the car) Well, she’s all happy because she thinks her car is fixed. So, she hops in her car and takes it to D.M.V.. Well, the car failed, so she gets a temp tag and then tries to call the guy (who is not Ryan). Well, the guy doesn’t answer, so she leaves a message asking him to call her back. Well, a day or two passes and no phone call from the guy (who is not Ryan). So, she calls him again and again the guy doesn’t answer, so she leaves another message. Well, after awhile she finally gets in contact with the guy. Well, he supposedly fixes the problem. So, she hops in her car again and takes it to D.M.V., yup you guessed it, it failed again. So, now she’s all pissed off and bent out of shape. So, she calls the guy again and leaves another message and the last that I heard she’s still waiting for a return call.
Well, in the meantime while all this is going on I start having car problems (Because it rained really hard and it was flooded where I live. Well I drove through a huge puddle a little to fast.). Well, I call Ryan and just by chance he was going to be not far from my house. So, he told me to bring it to where he was and he would hook it up to the computer and see what the problem was. Well, the computer told him that it was miss firing on 3. Well, since I told him before I showed up what I had done (About driving through a huge puddle a little to fast.). He told me that it was probably just wet and that it should dry out. So, he reset the light and told me to drive it and if I had any problems to give him a call. Well, it ran fine up until last night, when it rained again. Well I had to take some movies back, but this time I drove through any puddles I seen a lot slower. Well, I called him when I got home and told him what happened. Originally I was supposed to take my car over to where he lives so he could put a tune up on it. After him and I talked we decided that he would come to my house so he could look at both cars.
Well now to explain the title “She’s a C.U.L.T. not a C.U.N.T.”. So, even though what Ryan said that C.U.N.T. stood for “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”, I still couldn’t bring myself to refer to her as a C.U.N.T.. So, me being who I am, I had to think of another acronym. So, I came up with C.U.L.T. which stands for Can’t Understand Logical Thinking. LOL Well, I hope that you enjoyed my first official blog post. Tell me what you think. Well other then I have run on sentences and bad paragraph structure. But I also suck at spelling and if it wasn’t for Google you’d be able to tell. To hell with Hooked on Phonics, Google works for me. lol If you didn’t like it check this out.
”. Catchy title right? lol This one I suggest that you watch without sound.